French Maid Brigade Parade

Date and Time:
Thursday, September 3rd, 2015, 2 PM – 5 PM
Type:
Parade
Located at Camp:
French Maid Brigade
Location:
French Maid Brigade
3 O'Clock and Esplanade

Description:

What is this? A carnival of dusty disco balls? We’re not just here to clown around—we make the playa safe from dust so that all of the citizens and rubes of Black Rock City can breathe freely. Rendezvous with us! Please bring: feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, and any other useful cleaning equipment.

You too can be one of the sexiest clean freaks on the playa—join us in uniform with your feather duster, surly attitude, and worst possible French accent.

On Thursday at 2:00 pm we meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!