Description:

Hotshot the Robot returns to celebrate the 10th anniversary of his 1st birthday. No singing, he hates that. Don't offer him a beer, he hates that too.

Hotshot was born Friday during the 2004 burn near the 3:00 plaza.

It is with heavy heart he returns to the place of his birth after a nasty bout of losing himself in a search of fame and fortune.

It was only after locking on to his self-reflection in a pool in the Hollywood hills, high on some kinda smack did he see what he had become. It was one of those infinity pools that seems like it falls away to the surrounding landscapes. They got really trendy in the middle to late 90's and this one in particular had really nice cultured stone placed to look completely natural almost...

A pool of robo-flection, falling away to nowhere...in this case it happened to be the gorgeous smog filled sky overlooking the 405 south and the 101.

"What have I become?" he whispers to himself whispering back at himself.
"Why am I wearing this amazing floral print burgundy kimono robe?" which was actually made for him personally by one of the finest seamstresses in the Sai Kung district of Hong Kong.

He had been had by himself having been had.

No more. It was time to get back to what mattered most in Hotshot's life. I mean after all, no skeezer in all of Orange County could tighten his nuts half as much as The Burn had in the past. Just because he doesn't have feelings, doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings.

There is no shame in going.........home.

Hotshot immediately logged onto his brand new Macbook Pro with the 13.3" HD Retina screen and made his first steps towards the playa and logged onto Stubhub and bought a ticket for $1175.00. After his friends said he couldn't fit his bean bag chair in their ride he went to ebay and purchased a car pass for $389 (free shipping) and folks the rest they say is history.

Come say hello old friends and new friends alike. 3:00 plaza all week, only God knows when.