Description:

A relay race of "suburban" activities, mirroring the insanity of the daily ritual. Events include paying the bills with a frisbee toss, neglect the kids that don't need you, chug our delicious "Pool Water" (Blue kool-aid and vodka), mow the lawn, hang the laundry and more! Winners will be given a tramp stamp, granting them access to our luscious lawn.