Description:

Learn from the best about how not to act like you're the best. Topics include: Inserting your Burning Man cred into conversations, strategic award placement, dismissing compliments in a way that encourages more of them. Learn how to "humble-mumble" in a way that makes people have to lean in to catch your pearls of wisdom. Break into manipulative douche-groups to explore YOUR inner Moby. Wash his feet, lick his scalp and win a chance to kiss his ass. Limited seating.