Description:

Nothing screams success like a photo of you, alone, sitting in a chair, holding a frying pan. And this year we've got your back. Or your front. Those are the choices. Otherwise no variations are permitted - you get to sit in a chair, and hold a frying pan, facing or not facing the camera. No profile shots, or anything weird. It's just you, alone, sitting normally in the chair, holding the frying pan, and a background we select. Don't get clever. Then we send it to you later. And we give you a free shot of scotch after you've obeyed. FIRST FIFTY PARTICIPANTS ONLY.