DickChicken: the only death is that of a coward.
Thursday, August 31st, 2017, 3 PM – 11 PM
Friday, September 1st, 2017, 3 PM – 11 PM
Description:
Hello fellow Olympianese. I am aware of the constant rumblings that taint our strange wayStation. The questions posed all too commonly to Old Scratch at the crossroads. The ponderings which confound the Jungians as much as they validate the Freudians...
What in the good name of St Anthony, patron Saint of all heavenly miracles, is a DickChicken?
The only surviving prehistoric sport, a ProtoDickChicken is believed to have been enjoyed during the ice age. A mix of fencing, old west pistol dueling, bull fighting and capoeira, DickChicken was proliferated amongst all the known ancient civilizations. The Nordic called it dïkkChükken and translations from Olmec hieroglyphs tell of a DuxmalChixenitza game enjoyed throughout the americas. The Greek played a dramatized version called deuxus ex maChichina.
In order to reach the highest heights, we must mash pelvises with giants. To soar with the eagles we must first dick the chickens.