Description:

Have you ever found yourself in possession of a bullhorn in Black Rock City but found that your ability to make burners laugh at the expense of other burners is less than adequate? Have you ever made a joke about "Line Camp" thinking it was a clever quip as opposed to a joke older than alkaline dust? Are you just -not- funny and as a result, get no sex? If any of this sounds like it could be you, or if you just yearn to be like those assholes that rove the playa verbally assassinating anyone who cocks a goggle at them funny, this is the class for you! This class is aimed at sculpting megaphone users into viable, humorous, and entertaining participants in the burning man experience (at the expense of others, obviously), instead of simply arming abusive retards with a loudspeaker. The class includes a seminar followed by a field trip to a bar for lubrication before descending upon the Playa for practical application. Taught by Christopher Ory of Interpretive Arson (MC of Dance Dance Immolation & Fire Idol) & Indigo of Death Guild (ThunderDome's Bullhorn Maestro & Founder of The United States Snark Special Forces Assault Squad), TA: EdRabbit of Interpretive Arson (Usually the last one to get the joke, usually the joke, certified megaphone operator)