Small Peen Pride
Description:
This year, before the Critical Dicks March, Comfort and Joy is hosting a pre-party/support group/pride march for "select-size" burners. If you're terrified, turned on, embarrassed, or otherwise concerned about getting naked at Burning Man
because your bishop looks more like a pawn, you're not alone! Come join us as we talk about the pros and cons of having a Little Jimmy (and yes, there are pro's!), look at photos of pint-sized celebrities, share techniques (gay
& straight) for maximizing what you got, possibly drink some vodka, do a bit of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours," and, if we're feeling daring (or drunk), we'll make some posters and parade as a contingent in the Critical Dicks March, which starts at 12pm. And as an extra incentive, the smallest cock (of those who choose to compete) wins a free bottle of vodka!
(Everyone with a penis is invited, but if you're bigger than, say, 6" hard, we might ask you to leave. And yes, participants WILL be asked to get naked! If this terrifies you, this workshop is for you!)