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Returning for our second year, bigger and badder then ever before. 
What's the scariest thing on the Playa... Ok, other then herpes? 
That's right the gawd damn tourists.  So once again this year we will 
be out in force out-louding, and out-obnoxiousing them preemptively. 
So slip on your black socks with sandals, your big floppy hats and 
your loudest Hawaiian shirt and come join us, because what's ten times 
more fun then 20 tourists? 200 tourists, of course.  Guided tour 
leaves from camp R&U.  Say it loud, say it proud... "Can anybody tell 
me where the dadgum gift shop is?" and make sure to bring a camera for 
way too many photo-ops with the natives.