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In the year 2009, The Perpetual Virgins, in conjunction with the Arizona Cacophony Society, invented Santarchy, The Great Santa Rampage, the Red Menace, Cheap Suit Santas, and booze. Yes, we invented booze last year. We then shook it all up and sprayed it with dust and threw snow-balls at it. There was much fun and silliness. Many dirty hippies were washed with lofted snowballs and alcohol. Many camps, bars, and "smarty-pants" were straight snow-bombed because they didn't like Santa.

Remember, when Santa comes a-knocking, those bottles better be a-pouring.
These Santas will make your camp a-rocking, even if you wanted it to stay a-snoring.
We can't stop the Santa a-cocking, with enough booze though, we'll be Santa a-flooring!
Many people will be Santa a-gawking, but share a drink, please! Santa's imploring!