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Have you noticed the uncommon oversupply of flesh in this city? Does it frighten your gymnophobic soul? Are the shirtcockers invading your dreams with their dangling weaponry? Fear not, weary friend, there is a place for you too.

Come to our Never Nude party and keep your shorts on! For those in need of respite, we will be serving inventive libations by notorious bar mistress, MissNev. Bolder types may try a giant juice box or vodka straight for the airing of family differences.