Description:

OrphanEaters - a camp of clown school dropouts and high strung cannibals - invites orphans, misfits and virgins to gather around the cauldron. Guests will be sprayed, basted and rubbed in marinade, cropped until tender and served various flavored elixirs, before being submitted to a panel of hungry judges.

Whoever is deemed the tastiest will be crowned "Entree of the Day" and announced over BRC radio.

Tutu wearers, red noses, jugglers, twirlers and hoopers will receive special treatment.