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Metropolitan living got you down? Too many buzzing lights and blinking noises causing static in your noggin? Swarming populace and urgent obligations stressing you out? Using the most cutting edge psychodiagnostic techniques--from electrophrenology to semi-structured interrelational objectification--our crack team of counselors will find the perfect label for what ails you. You might be suffering from multiple chemical insensitivity or having a playa identity crisis. Perhaps you could use some playa career counseling. Whatever's got you down, Camp Counselor has an array of treatment options to get you back on track to successful modern living.