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I heard that some mornings, MerDragMaids and MerBearMen, Little Mermaids & Big Tritons, and some mean Sea animals are going to swarm around the end of "the Pier" & the boats docked there, to play/sing music and "Rock Lobster" and lure those fishermen, leftover hippies and drunkards to their deaths; or at least look good at it! Enjoy Bloody Mary's Fish Juice & crunching the leftover bones. All are invited to meet their Doom with bad singing!
All because of BRC fishing licenses being issued off the Pier!
Beware! The Boat Regatta might be next!