Unicorn Stampede

Date and Time:
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011, 5 PM – 6:30 PM
The Man


The Unicorn Ranch is a bunch of Unicorns who come every year from the Enchanted Forest to play at Burningman.
We bring magick and innocence to the playa and we fart butterflies and poop rainbows.
There is a rumor that we eat bunnies, and it is true, but only with their consent.
In the Enchanted Forest we are always having big lovely orgies with our friends. We like orgies, and we are always horny!! At burningman we are having a stampede, taking our unbridled joy and annoyingly perky enthusiasm across the playa. Join us! We will be galloping around making a nuisance of ourselves, stampeding through people's camps spreading our intolerably positive energy throughout the festival. We will start at the Man and then stampede around who knows where as the sun sets. We will provide horns and other unicorny costuming to those who are horn deficient. We really can't wait to meet you! Squeeeee!