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first burns can be a bummer when you realize how stupid it was for you not to bring ski goggles and you're left wearing your ray bans to try to shield your poor little eyeballs from the dust storms. well, we couldn't afford to buy you ski goggles but we brought what we could!

dust masks - almost as crucial as ski goggles, because breathing air instead of dirt is actually super important.

ear plugs - because while you may want to sleep sometime, BM doesn't and doesn't care if you do.

playa foot ointment - you'll thank us later when your feet don't painfully crack open. or maybe you won't, since you won't have to experience this and won't know just how much it sucks.

electrolytes - why drink boring old water when you can make it SUPER WATER that contains OTHER STUFF YOUR BODY WANTS?

sunscreen - because mom said so.

but wait, we're not commies! you've got to earn your shit here. sing, dance, astound us with your pretentious knowledge, show us how flexible you are, whatever. just do something sweet and we'll call it even.