Bobby Wheelock's Administrative Fun Pack

Date and Time:
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011, 7 AM – 9:45 PM
The whole city


Bobby Wheelock, everyone's favorite Nazi Hitler clone from Brazil, wants to give all participants on the playa their own individualized fun pack. And we will need volunteers to help distribute these fun packs.

Bobby is a person who's DNA is cloned from a prominent German political figure who rose to fame in the 1930's. Unlike his forefather, Bobby loves and embraces Burning Man and has no xenophobic tendencies. That being said. Bobby wants to use his Charisma and swiss gold to gain control of Burning Man (oh no!). Bobby came up with an administration pack to keep everyone in order.
Luckily, Bobby's Blond Japanese triplet sexrataries did not like the plot and "influenced" us to modify the wording and put the "fun" into these flyers.

Each of the 50,000 flyers will be individualized for every participant, and will have a bunch of games and jokes to go around.

As a bonus, a new religious movement is included, And there even is a special coupon to help with decommodification.

In order to deliver all these 50,000 fliers, we will need 32 volunteers Wednsday at 9:00, located around the rim of the city. After this, everyone who wants to play should yell out "Gold for Goldie!" - which is the secret code.

And yes, there are a select number of "Golden Tickets".

Legal Eagleez:
This is a good leave no trace giveaway, as the 9 miles of flyers are easy to pick up. Overt corporate sponsorship is kept to a minimum, and no-one has the guts to claim this as a tax write-off. Bobby is a fictional character from the 1977 movie "Boys from Brazil", but his sexretaries are real. Goldie is a woman who has gifted love, and should be gifted back all the gold in the universe.