the Taberknuckle of St Stupid
Monday, August 29th – All Day
Tuesday, August 30th – All Day
Wednesday, August 31st – All Day
Thursday, September 1st – All Day
Friday, September 2nd – All Day
Saturday, September 3rd – All Day
Sunday, September 4th – All Day
Description:
Since 1979, the First Church of the Last Laugh, the world's oldest religion, the world's largest church, has sponsored the annual St Stupid's day parade held every April 1st in San Fransisco. St Stupid,is a little known saint,4'2'', patron saint of civilizations and parking meters, who manifests him/it self, unavoidably in the human DNA. To give homage to this universally shared glitch/flaw/feature, the FCLL puts on a parade thru the SF financial district, on weekdays and thru North Beach on weekends. Lead by Bishop Joey, the weekday route stops at the various Stations of Stupid in its yearly attempt to exorcise the buisness of religion and the religion of buisness. The Taberknuckle of stupid will transplant some of these rituals to the playa in order to spread the stupid face and the stupid word...which is , oddly enough, 'stupid', to the dusty masses.If you're human your already in the church, along with 7 billion others. Come to the Taberknuckle to be 're-membered' thru the rites and lefts of the world's fastest growing 'snack-religion', 150% less dogma, its a lite religion, one hole-y day a year, and this aint it. A self guided re-membrance tour will be available at all hours and some minutes. The full tilt high production value entertainment extravaganza that is the HI MASS for the MASSES will be conducted by Bishop Joey and the deep phat friars every once in awhile after sunset. Come see the sistupid chapel ceiling of wonderment. Partake in the microphone of confessional shame and relief. Sign up for the 2 minute talent show.Get the tatoo. Find out where the tatoo removal office is. Do the LEAP of FAITH. Learn the secret handshake. Exchange socks!! Be exposed to the the teachings of the world's most dangerous religion...just for laughs. Find out how St Stupid operates in your life and how to channel his/her/its unavoidable inflluence to win the lottery of luck, love and liberation. Egalite/Fraternite/Absurdite. So far...so what. remember, don't forget...or ?