Slave Auction

Dates and Times:
Tuesday, August 28th, 2012, 12 PM – 2 PM
Wednesday, August 29th, 2012, 12 PM – 2 PM
Thursday, August 30th, 2012, 12 PM – 2 PM
Located at Camp:
Uli Baba and the Horny Thieves
Uli Baba and the Horny Thieves


Flesh-peddler extraordinaire Master Uli Baba cordially invites you to come and place your bids for one of our fine specimens. We offer a wide assortment of slaves with a variety of desirable talents and unmentionable skills ! Need camp labor? A servant to fan you in the desert heat, peel your grapes and daub the beads of sweat from your forehead or other problem area? How about a dutiful herald to announce your arrival or sing your many praises as you march through Black Rock city? Let me tell you my friends, Uli Baba and his Horny Thieves have slave you've been looking for!Interested in becoming a slave ? Come talk to one of our career counselors about entry-level opportunities in the exciting field of bonded corporal servitude! Our training program boasts a 95% placement rate. What are you waiting for? Don't just sit there, come and earn your shackles!