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Remember "The Dating Game", that truly awful television show from the 1960s where a couple of losers and one decent fellow would try and win the hand of some deserving bachelorette? Yeah, stupid I know. Well, your friends from Barbie Death Village and our subcontinental themecamp BollyVille will be hosting India's own version: The Punjabi Dating Game! We need three eligable bachelors (or even more because there's enough of Ninzy to handle Gunga Din's personal hoardes) and come Friday evening before The Wall Street Burn out on the deep playa we will be hosting our show. Complete with playa-sanctioned pyrotechnics, our 45 minute show will be an eye-popping experience indeed. Head out beyond the Temple and look for the 21st Century version of The Dating Game set, pull up a chair, and get your curry on. The winning bachelor and Ninzy will be whisked away in our very own Barbie's Mobile Whorehouse in plush comfort, complete with champagne and minions to act like sycophants to their very beck and call, and escorted to The Wall Street Burn. Afterwards the lovely couple will come back to Barbie Death Camp to perhaps consumate their date. Or not. You never know for sure but one thing is certain: A splendid time is guaranteed for all.