The Great Phallic Poetry Slam

Date and Time:
Tuesday, August 28th, 2012, 12 PM – 2 PM
Located at Camp:
Mal-Mart presents BAAL-MART
Mal-Mart presents BAAL-MART


Poets! Storytellers! Troubadours! Ever wanted to spout your verse from atop a giant phallus? well, here's your golden opportunity!

Come along to Baal-Mart's Great Phallic Poetry Slam! We will be in need of both competitors to fight to the wordy death and raucus and enthusiastic audience members to cheer them along. Judges will be randomly selected out of the audience.

Be there early to sign up as space will be limited in the slam.

There will be two rounds.

3 minute time limit.
No music unless you're a wicked beatboxer.
Costumes ok (this is Burning Man!).
Original material encouraged.

In case of a tie, we go to sudden death Haiku Battle!

See you and your awe inspiring rhymes on Tuesday 2pm, for your chance to be crowned the Baal-Mart Great Phallic Slam Champion!