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Is your Merkin a Wonder? Is your Fakey Weiner a sight to see? IF SO Join us as we decide once and for all Who has the better crotch covering. It's The Million Merkin March vs. The Fakey Weiner Rising! MEET THE MERKINS AT THE 9'0CLOCK KEYHOLE! WANDER WITH THE WIENERS FROM CENTER CAMP! At high noon this will be a battle of the fake sexes to beat all battles of the fake sexes. A limited amount of merkins and fakey weiners will be available but try and bring your own fake genitailia. Watch for Youtube how tos and recruitment videos!!