GOAT SLAPPING
Description:
The goat will burn. You will drink from its udders and be purified. Don't forget to slap the goat.
Only certain VIPs welcome and respected. Prerequisites exist. A return or an exchange for something of equal value is needed (recommended $40-$80 at gate). Our commercial sponsorship is via Krug. The shaman priest rabbi pastor determines the content of the collaborating group; no self expression allowed. We strive to produce, promote and protect the Bumblepuss, Nectar community as the antithesis of Burning Man. We value civil society; not the individual. If you come, you cannot participate. You can only observe unless you helped build it, and still, it is still unlikely you will be allowed to participate in the ceremony. VIP tables with goat buckeyes, goat cheese spread, goat innards, and prime seating are $1200 per table (bring binoculars and a sniper rifle). (Reservations are a necessity).