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Yikes! We missed the cutoff for the WWW Guide, but we're gonna santa this shit up anyhow!

Santarchy, Santacon, Santa Rampage, Cheap-Suit Santas, The Red Menace, whatever it is that you call it, know that Santa is going to be extra naughty this year! Who knows what's gonna happen? Santa's shit-faced, so don't ask him!

Here's the deal. Santa wears or paints on a santa suit. Whatever that means to you, Santa, do it! Santa hopes that it's better than just a hat, unless it's only a hat and you're a playa sexy Santa!

Bring your cup, some walking shoes, and your naughty lists!