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The Tetrion Spaceport

A very long time ago, Aliens came to this planet and built a spaceport. They brought in spaceships with supplies, did a little bit of genetic engineering and started what we know as modern civilization. Then they left without a trace. Without its force field, the spaceport reverted to basic elements. In other words, it dissolved.

The ancient people of that time did everything to try to call back the aliens and their spaceships. They built spaceports, called henges out of wood, to no avail. They even built a spaceport out of stone. Its remains can be found in Southern England and is known today as Stonehenge. Still no Aliens came. They were missing the technology they did not understand.

Well, we have figured it out. They were missing a beacon. Without a Quantum Transducer acting as a subspace beacon the alien spaceships have nothing to home in on. Well, we have fixed that. We built one. In fact, the entire spaceport is one giant beacon, shining like a lighthouse in the subspace frequencies.

At 11:00 p.m. on Wednesday night, we will turn on our subspace Quantum Transducer. A spaceship will appear and Johnfrum will return to Earth. He will bring us a message of peace and friendship. He will once again return to Earth and live with us in harmony.

We will welcome him with wine, women, music and dance. So be at Camp Tetrion and its Spaceport for the festivities. This will be the real deal! Rejoice! Johnfrum will come back at long last!