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Calling Black Rock Cities finest, the drag queens & degenerate maniacs. Tired of your fair city being overrun by privileged tourists? The sky-box spectators ensconced in self-contained luxury, neatly insulated from the hoi polloi? Tonight we ride on the glorious Turn Key Invasion!

Assembly at the Fandango bar to get good & liquored up, we will then proceed to invade the most pretentious, principle disregarding camps on the playa. Scout out the most severe offenders to target for invasion, such as first camp. Super-special bonus prize for whomever locates this years manifestation of Zoo Camp (hint: it's a boner). Radical inclusion? Let's see how committed they are to this premise!

Attention all the animals of the night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Time has come for a real rain to wash all this scum off the streets.