Unicorn Stampede
Description:
Every year the Unicorns come from the Enchanted Forest to play at Burningman. We bring magick and innocence to the playa and we fart butterflies and poop rainbows. There is a rumor that we eat bunnies, and it is true, but only with their consent. They like it. It tickles. Then they turn into candy. In the Enchanted Forest we are always having big lovely orgies with our friends. We like orgies, and we are always horny!! At burningman we are having a stampede, taking our unbridled joy and annoyingly perky enthusiasm across the playa. Join us! We will be galloping around making a nuisance of ourselves, stampeding through people's camps spreading our intolerably positive energy throughout the festival. We will start at 6.30pm, and then stampede around who knows where as the sun sets. We will provide horns to those who are horn deficient. We really can't wait to meet you! Squeeeee!