Spankings and Cookies

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 25th, 2014, 10 AM – 2 PM
Tuesday, August 26th, 2014, 10 AM – 2 PM
Thursday, August 28th, 2014, 10 AM – 2 PM
Friday, August 29th, 2014, 10 AM – 2 PM
Mature Audiences
Located at Camp:
Silicon Village
Silicon Village
Otis Spankmore


What better way to participate at Burning Man than to get not only a spanking, but a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie* on the playa. All spankticipants must be 18 years of age or older**. We have a variety of tools to spank you with and a crew of trained fun loving campers to help you out. We are here for a fun experience, not to bruise your bum (unless that’s what you really want). All of this within the privacy of our spanking dome.

Otis’ FAQ:

Q: How hard do I have to get spanked?
A: How hard do you want to be spanked?

Q: Can I spank my friend or have my friend spank me?
A: Yes.

Q: Do I have to be bare bottomed in order to be spanked?
A: No, but you can if you wish to be.

Q: How many spanks do I need to take in order to get a cookie?
A: At least one.

Q: Can I get a cookie without being spanked?
A: No, you must participate.

Q: Can I get a spanking and not take a cookie?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you have vegan or gluten free cookies?
A: We may have some pre-baked ones on hand while supplies last, no guarantee.

Q: Can I come back later for more spankings?
A: Yes, you are always welcome back during operational hours or after hours to be social if we are around.

*we may substitute out pre-made in the event of equipment difficulties or other logistic issues that arise.
** we reserve the right to ask for ID when in doubt of your age.