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the FCLL, purveyor of the St Stupid's Day Parade in SF every 4/1 since '79 , the one pretty true religion, will be performing miracles at the Souk, as well as re-membering you into the world's largest church, the world's oldest religion. All religions are based on fear and/or guilt…but before that can happen , you have to be stupid enough to believe that con…thus making the FCLL the stem cell religion. Come find out just why you, the spiritual consumer/seeker, is already a member, and have just 'forgotten'. Re-membrance is an almost totally painless six step ritual with no aftertaste.
Bishop Joey, seminal and secular head of the FCLL, and instigator of the annual St. Stupid parade thru the SF financial district, along with his highly trained acolytes, the deep phat friars and the somz (we don't have nuns, cuz are nuns are gettin some)[insert rim shot here].
The Taberknuckle of St Stupid will perform these miracles, blessings and secret rituals at the foot of the man at various moments of the day and night. A self guided tour will also be availabubble.
Experience the OATH of the ORACLE
the SOCK EXCHANGE
the LEAP of FAITH
the BLESSING of the BANKERS HEART
the CONFESSION of STUPIDITY
the SECRET HANDSHAKE
Become one with the knowledge of your own insignificancy and your connection with the unavoidable 'stupidity' of the species….or is that becoming 'two'….?
Accept St Stupid as your own two dimensional spiritual scapegoat and feel the difference in 90 days or your time and/or money cheerfully refunded. How can you beat a deal like that? you can't, not on this side singularity!!
HOTCHA!