Adopt a Virgin

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 25th – All Day
Tuesday, August 26th – All Day
Wednesday, August 27th – All Day
Thursday, August 28th – All Day
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Is this your first year out and you're feeling a bit overwhelmed by all of it? Not sure exactly what it is, or what it ain't? Wanna make sure you're doing it right? C'mon down for adopt a virgin, and meet an experienced veteran who will show you how it's supposed to be done.

Maybe you're a grumpy ole cooter who thinks these kids today are fucking retarded, don't know shit about Bob Dobbs, and are desecrating your beloved Burn? You're right, they are, and this is your chance to show them how it's supposed to be done. Because you have a responsibility to impart the culture on the new waves if you want it to be preserved, and quite frankly, we're sick of listening to your complaining.