[A]nnual Reddit r/burningman Meet-up

Date and Time:
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015, 4 PM – 7 PM
Located at Camp:
Automatic Subconscious


Leave your Overly Attached Girlfriends at center camp, but bring your Good Girl Ginas. Enjoy the "Friend Zone" hammock space 20 feet above the Esplanade in our ridiculously photogenic dome. Advice Mallard sa.......god. 5 years....... I have been doing these things for 5 years. Stupid line after stupid line. There is more to life them memes and pictures of fucking cats! I don't know what to write. Do you people even read these? I'm not a "clever man". Do You Have idea how long it took me to write the short description? Like any idea? I hate to write and that shit took me like 2 hours. Really! Like 2 entire hours. Trying to think of lame punchy puns just for your enjoyment. Trying to get The Burning Man Meet-Up "back to it's roots". I mean half you fucking people will still miss the event and be like "I meant to go, but 15 drag queens in an art car wanted to have mimosas at the trash fence". YOU HAD ONE JOB, make it to the meet-up and pretend to not hate people for like a couple hours, but no you couldn't get your dusty, sun burnt ass out of your hexayurt. I don't know what I was expecting. Honestly I don't even know why I bother. I'm just going to use the same description year after year and you wont even notice. Fuck you people!"