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Tuesday rolls around, and you know where to be found! Homojitoville Happy Hour of course, with those drinks and that SOUND?! Duh! You think. You thirsty fool! Make your way down the street, and come dance and be cool! Our lovable bartenders will treat you with a smile, and pull that penis tap to drain the Homojito river Nile! Many have come before, and all have loved dearly, but with our new Catwalk and Genie Bottle, this Happy Hour’s ‘bout to make HISTORY! Clearly…
AND SHOULD YOU FIND US OUT AND ABOUT, we're impossible to go without. Because amidst the dust and in from the blind, our caravan begins to arrive. Our color is FULL, and our energy BRIGHT! Thank heavens it’s the Homos coming into sight! We bring with us drink, the most refreshing to be found; A Homojito we call it, better than ANY around! Its succulent tartness with fresh pulled mint, you’re sure to enjoy each and every sip. Come with us and clown! We’ll be all around town! You'll see the fur coming while sweet music abounds!