The Reincarnation Location
Tuesday, September 1st, 2015 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Friday, September 4th, 2015 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Saturday, September 5th, 2015 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Come be reborn into the world of the Playa. Confess your sins, then spin the Wheel of Penance! This will indicate what you must do, as detailed in the Book of Penance - though you will be able to choose a G, R or NC-17 rated version. Once completed, you will have been cleansed of all your sins and can be reborn anew. You'll then rid yourself of all your worldly belongings (take your clothes off), and from within our dome with a pair of legs - you'll crawl out through a 6' vagina, where someone in hospital scrubs will spank you and give you a rebirth certificate - onto which you'll put your thumbprint and Playa name before we laminate it. This will be our 5th year on the Playa since 2000.