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Yo, Mukker!! Still kickin’ y’self for missing last year, eh...? 100 bottles of single malt on the bar and you weren’t there!? Like a nightmare you can’t wake from. Except, you CAN... ‘Cause we’re doin’ it again! That’s right, Scotchfest is back -- your basic confluence of peat, dust, and obsessed freaks like you! The rules are simpler than golf, so pay attention... Bring a bottle of your favorite drop to the Mystikal Misfits bar (4:30 & B) at 2 pm, Wednesday, August 31st. MALT FESTIVAL, jocko – exotic, unique, transcendent -- and we’re looking to learn what YOU like. In return, every other souser presents a bottle of their best game, so make no other plans until 6 pm. Be prepared for Scottish music, savory nibbles, and a superlative group of like-minded Burner scotch freaks! They don’t do this kind of thing where you live, boyo, so mark it down. And remember, it’s an exclusive event -- NO BOTTLE, NO ENTRY. So, if you’re tromping through the desert stour spewing feathers like a twally, know that Lassie or Laddie, skuddy roaster or minted dobber, we’ll be gettin’ belter blootered at the Misfits, mate... If you ain’t geein it yaldy, hell slap it intae ye! And as we’re fond of saying, “A dram good time will be had by all!”