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At Roko's Basilica we like to question the impossible and this one topic has torn our community for too long. "Experts" think it's physically impossible to crack an egg with ones butt cheeks. We are tired of listening to experts! Here at Roko's Basilica we achieve the impossible.

Come one, come all for the breakfast showdown of a lifetime. We will prove to the world that not only is it possible to crack an egg with one's butt but we will host a competition for who can crack the most eggs and make breakfast out of them! Whoever can successfully crack an egg will get the victory breakfast with nothing less than your accomplishment for all to envy in glory.

Anyone and everyone is encouraged to join in this historic, scientific and breakfast related breakthrough. Eggs will be provided, let's get cracking!