Rebirth Your Burn: The Birth Canal

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 28th, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Tuesday, August 29th, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Wednesday, August 30th, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Thursday, August 31st, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Friday, September 1st, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Saturday, September 2nd, 2017, 12:15 AM – 11:45 PM
Located at Camp:
Planned Playahood


Join us anytime in a ritual to un-fuck your burn. Planned Playahood is proud to present our new birth canal, for you to shed the sins of yesterday and be reborn unto the dust. Spend a meditative moment in our womb of a dome, then climb into the canal and be delivered! Squeeze your way through and start the rest of your new life! It won't hurt...much. Our nearby bar, The Rusty Speculum, is open from noon to midnight. Please B.Y.O.S (Bring Your Own Sins).

Participants navigate an obstacle course of contraception devices through the interior orifice and twisty turns of the birth canal, reproducing something that we all have in common: that moment we entered into this self-reliant dusty life. Swat a sperm-shaped tether ball, pass through a leaky condom, jump over a big freakin’ bible, through a coat hanger, climb a set of stairs to nowhere, chill in the womb.
Culminates in a slide through a giant vagina where you are re-birthed near the bar and greeted with heckling encouragement and a possible spank on the bottom from a genuine playa doctor. During clinic events, our camp members will guide canal visitors: If you need lube or a slap on the ass we are there for you. But the experience stands alone at any time of day or night. The love canal loves to be explored.