Planned Playahood Clinic / Office Hours
Tuesday, August 29th, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Wednesday, August 30th, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Thursday, August 31st, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Friday, September 1st, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Description:
A rotating roster of our finest clinicians and doctors will offer varied advice and services. Plus free condoms with every referral!
* Second Aid: There there. I'm sorry that happened. Are you feeling better?
* Bad Sex Advice: Yes, that rash does look nasty. Probably you should have it amputated.
* Playa Naming: Get a new playa name prescribed.
* Relationship Advice: You really do need some help, you know!
* “Pregnancy” tests. (“Yes, sir, you’re pregnant. Congratulations! Here’s a shot!”)
* Life Goal Broker Services: Come up and tell our '80s power brokers what you've always wanted and been having trouble making happen and we, as super-awesome power brokers, will help you make it happen. Part negotiators, part super-wingmen, we get the deal done.