Planned Playahood Clinic / Office Hours

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 28th, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Tuesday, August 29th, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Wednesday, August 30th, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Thursday, August 31st, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Friday, September 1st, 2017, 3 PM – 5 PM
Located at Camp:
Planned Playahood


A rotating roster of our finest clinicians and doctors will offer varied advice and services. Plus free condoms with every referral!

* Second Aid: There there. I'm sorry that happened. Are you feeling better?

* Bad Sex Advice: Yes, that rash does look nasty. Probably you should have it amputated.

* Playa Naming: Get a new playa name prescribed.

* Relationship Advice: You really do need some help, you know!

* “Pregnancy” tests. (“Yes, sir, you’re pregnant. Congratulations! Here’s a shot!”)

* Life Goal Broker Services: Come up and tell our '80s power brokers what you've always wanted and been having trouble making happen and we, as super-awesome power brokers, will help you make it happen. Part negotiators, part super-wingmen, we get the deal done.