Second-Ever Last Annual Armageddon Alley Cat
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Join our pedal-powered radical ritual! Bring your best wheels, playa art map, water, moop pick-up bag. Ride hard, have fun, win prizes. After-Party!
Have you got a two-wheeled human powered contraption you think is fit to outrun the devil on a souped-up segway during armageddon? Are you ready for the event of a lifetime? Join Camp Armageddon for the SeCOND ever Last Annual Armageddon Alley Cat Bicycle Race. The race will end at our camp after-party; how long it will last is determined by how fast you ride. Some things that might come in handy along the way are the playa art map, a water bottle, and the capacity to hold any moop you might find along the way. Remember to ride fast, have fun, and be safe; ideally in that order because there will be a prize for the winner!