The Final Exam

Date and Time:
Thursday, August 31st, 2017, 9 AM – 8 PM
Type:
Ritual/Ceremony
Located at Camp:
Location:
The Phage
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Description:

Have you studied for The Final Exam? The faculty of The Institute will be holding Review Sessions each day at 5:00 p.m., in addition to their regularly scheduled Office Hours. Students are advised to attend at least one review session or stop by office hours during the week to pick up a Study Guide. Exam proctors from the humanities and natural sciences departments will ensure that all students are sufficiently prepared for The Final Exam through erudition, imagination, and deep introspection. Please come prepared with sharpened wits and a #2 pencil, graphing calculator loaded with Tetris, and crib notes on Jane Eyre. Students who arrive naked will be reminded that they are not dreaming.