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Pink wine is the sweet sweet nectar of summer. Patio warriors everywhere sip this glorious ambrosia at happy hours from May to September as they relax in sunshine. Picture yourself on the back deck of a restaurant in southern california, the afternoon sun is warming your face, and a charming waiter placing a glass of frozen slushy white zinfandel in front of you. It’s heaven.

Now picture yourself in a dusty dried up lake bed in the middle of the desert under a janky dome where you’ve taken shelter from the relentless baking sun. The last line of defense between you and heat exhaustion is a tall dusty cup of frozen sunset blush, lovingly hauled here for you and blended to high potency with strawberries and vodka. Also, your waiter is wearing no pants. It’s heaven.

Welcome to frosé slappy hour!