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One punishing lap of the 3:00 Plaza in the tallest and sluttiest heels. Prizes for the winners. Greyhound cocktails for participants. Bring your derby hat and julep cup to cheer on the fillies. You can bring your own heels but they have to pass inspection and be taller and less stable than ours. The race is over in a flash so be there on time, especially if you want to race as there is often a back up at the pre-race doping station.