Description:

We paint you, you paint someone else (or us!) -- any combination of artist and human canvas to adorn the ladies for the Critical Tits Ride.
We use a non-toxic acrylic paint that stays on well, yet scrubs off with a bit of effort.
And if you think you "rate" professional theatrical body paint, we have that as well.
Also, we can prepare your bicycle for the ride, if needed -- we are, after all, a bicycle service camp!