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Bureau Bizarre Bazaar BURNER OLYMPICS EDITION
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Do you have useless talents? Strange skills, questionable quirks, funky flair, or odd stuff to oogle? Or do you just want to see some crazy shit? Come and join our bizarre bazaar EDITION OLYMPICS this Tuesday midday at the Bureau of Misinformation!

Including, but not limited to:
•Buddy Body Balloon Busters
•Blindfolded or Naked (your choice) Human Pyramid Building
•Donut-Eating Contest
•Banana Butt Races
•Chubby Bunny
•Floppy Flipper Relay
•Bike Jousting
•Inflatable Sword Battles
•Superman Leapfrog

Handmade prizes will be awarded to the winners!!

We are (possibly) inconveniently located at 9 & G plaza. All the best camps are back there, plus all the miso soup. If you would like to join, please come to camp on Tuesday or truly anytime your heart cries, 'I have to go see/do some weird shit' and talk to Jen!! She will be standing in the plaza with a megaphone. Unless she is getting a drink refresher- then you're on your own for five minutes. Just stand there and start screaming Jen because that will be fun. See you soon! Whoot.

***All are welcome. If you have a burner event you would like to add to ours, please come prepared and also be ready for many thanks from our event department!