French Maid Brigade Parade

Date and Time:
Thursday, August 29th, 2019, 2 PM – 5 PM
3 O'Clock & Esplanade


Revelation! Revolution! Liberation! These are the metamorphoses that you will gift to the Playa when you suit up and join the ranks of the French Maid Brigade. As catalysts for change, we use our power to transform Burning Man.

The bedazzling glory of Black Rock City lies hidden and distorted as the true potential of Burning Man incubates under a chrysalis of dust. Only the French Maid Brigade with their exquisite attention to vague details and filth can reveal the full radicalness of expression poised to bless the citizens of Black Rock City.

Rendezvous with us! You too can become one of the sexiest clean freaks on the Playa—please bring: feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, and any other useful cleaning equipment. Join us in uniform with your surly attitude and worst possible French accent.

On Thursday at 2:00 pm we meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!

Burning Man will never be the same again! Long live Burning Man!