Playa Name Change Booth

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 26th, 2019, 5 PM – 6 PM
Tuesday, August 27th, 2019, 5 PM – 6 PM
Wednesday, August 28th, 2019, 5 PM – 6 PM
Thursday, August 29th, 2019, 5 PM – 6 PM
Friday, August 30th, 2019, 5 PM – 6 PM
Located at Camp:
Grilled Cheese Experiment
Grilled Cheese Experiment


Pointlessly bureaucratic playa name change service bureau (PBPNCS Bureau):

We all know someone with a playa name they wish they didn’t have, now they have an “official” way to apply to change it! Hours will be.... who the fuck knows! (actually we will be serving food during the "official" hours -cheesey ooey gooey goodness)

Applicants must take a number and ring a bell to alert us of their presence. Consented ass paddling will be offered to those waiting. Because let’s make waiting in line more painful, if only all lines came with a good spanking.

They may or may not be served in a reasonable amount of time.

Once served, applicants must submit to an interview about their former name and desired playa name and fill out a very tedious form. Name change officers are trained to help pull the playa name from the applicant! You may have to perform a task to get your name changed. We will see how the bureaucrats feel. A response letter as a souvenir, and as proof to your camp mates about what you can be called, will be delivered within a very reasonable 3-6 months post burn to their default world address (email or snail mail - again - up to the crats).