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With all our hard work coming to a close, we'll get cozy on our little dock, string up the blinky things to our fishing poles, and see what we can drag in. We aren't just hoping to catch worthless hippies.... no, we're going BIG. Last year one of our campmates caught a golf cart, an Art Car, an SUV containing some structural engineer fella, some designer pussy, and eventually a man we named FISH for our Turtle Queen. We are hoping to crush goals, and break records this year. Even if we don't get a bite, we'll shame those who ignore our moopy bait, and make new friends regardless.