Diversion Traffic School, Lounge & Bar
Tuesday, August 30th, 2022, 10 AM – 6 PM
Wednesday, August 31st, 2022, 10 AM – 6 PM
Thursday, September 1st, 2022, 10 AM – 6 PM
Friday, September 2nd, 2022, 10 AM – 6 PM
Description:
Traffic school interactive fun & games for unlawful bikers receiving citations. Includes MoreMose mornings @ 10am right before traffic schooll begins at noon.
Negligent bikers receiving traffic and parking citations on site or photo radar notices received via the BRC Postal Service for breaking traffic, speed or parking laws MUST report and complete the traffic diversion course (obstacle courses, bike karaoke, traffic bingo, biker bar and more) to avoid your violations landing on your PERMANANT Burner Profile record.
We will be inconspicuously placing photo radar cameras at high traffic and the research-cited "most dangerous intersections" and sending our snarky shark bike brigade patrol out to parking congestion gathering spaces in and around Black Rock City. So slow down! And park properly!
Diversion traffic school covers how to avoid unlit darkwads, proper ways to hitch a ride for you and your bike on an art car, responsible parking and traffic safety and what to do as a citizen to keep you and others safe. Includes a stop at our diversion bar offering up surly bartenders to hydrate and treat you to libations with proper snark.
Early birds, start your day with us at 10am for delicious MoreMosas and loungey, chill music to wake up to right before traffic school begins at noon. If you are lucky, you might have a few “celebrity” sightings!