Description:

You've tried axe throwing. You've tried Axe body spray. Wait til we teach you to toss a dildo and stick it to a gloriously painted target for a feeling of sweet, sweet climax! This is a hands-on, interactive, life-changing event where our M.C. (Master of Cocks) will teach you the tips & tricks of flinging an ersatz penis with abandon and joy for living. You'll need to be prepared for merciless snark and possible interrogation over your past history with dicks. Combine this cum-one, cum-all experience with smooth libations from our distillery, sweet tunes from DJ Deathboy, and questionable henna art on any body part you can fit through the Glory Hole, and you are certain to have a good time, unless of course you're a darkwad. In that case, fuck yer burn.