The Turbo Bar

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 29th, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Tuesday, August 30th, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Wednesday, August 31st, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Thursday, September 1st, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Friday, September 2nd, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Saturday, September 3rd, 2022, 12 PM – 12 AM
Type:
Miscellaneous
Located at Camp:
Asterix
Location:
Asterix

Description:

Human decisions are removed from sobriety defense. JUICENET begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 12:01 AM, Sunday, Aug. 28. The only way to stop it is our fail-safe: A synchronized dual-key activation system that exposes a reservoir of our signature drink, Turbo Juice, which is used to cool JUICENET's neural processing system. HELP US DRAIN THE COOLANT. Avail yourself of our in-camp entertainment including a spanking bar, truth-or-dare jenga, open-mic stage and general sense of chaos and camaraderie while you await your turn to help save the world from the technological monster that has been unleashed upon it.